CALLING ALL LOONIES
ELECTION TIME CAME AND WENT AND, AS FAR AS LOONIES ARE CONCERNED, FIZZLED OUT LIKE A WET FIREWORK!
NOT ONE LOONY (AND WHAT MORE FERTILE BREEDING GROUND FOR LOONIES COULD THERE BE?) STEPPED FORWARD TO CHALLENGE THE POMPOUS AND ARROGANT LITTLE MEN IN THEIR NEAT AND TIDY LITTLE GRAY SUITS WHO ROUTINELY SWEEP THE CONSTITUTION UNDER THE CARPET.
YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND IF YOU DON'T THINK ONE VOTE MAKES A DIFFERENCE:
IN 1933 A MAN WAS ELECTED CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY BY ONE VOTE! HIS NAME? ADOLF HITLER!
YES! ONE VOTE CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE.
DON'T WASTE YOU VOTE ON THE CONVENTIONAL CANDIDATES. RUN FOR ELECTION YOURSELF AS A LOONY CANDIDATE! JUST ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE RUNNING AS A WRITE IN CANDIDATE FOR THE UNITED STATES NATIONAL OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY. HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. POLITICS CAN BE FUN.
COME ON - SURELY THERE MUST BE A FEW ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUALS AMONG YOU WHO ARE PREPARED TO MAKE A RUN FOR PRESIDENT. PUT YOURSELVES UP AS WRITE IN CANDIDATES IN YOUR NEXT LOCAL ELECTIONS. START IN A SMALL WAY AND WORK UP TO THE BIG TIME. GET YOURSELVES NOTICED AND DRAW ATTENTION TO THE LOONY PHILOSOPHY (DETAILED ON THE "R U A LOONY 2" PAGE).
DON'T BE AFRAID TO GO OUT ON A LIMB -
THAT'S WHERE THE FRUIT IS! |
