CALLING ALL LOONIES
ELECTION TIME CAME DRAWS INEXORABLY CLOSER.
WITH A FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED ELECTORAL SYSTEM SUCH AS OURS IT BECOMES INCREASINGLY MORE CRITICAL THAT, IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT DEE SNIDER OF TWISTED SISTER FAME - "WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT". DISREGARDING THOUSANDS OF LEGALLY CAST VOTES IN FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN, DEFECTIVE "CHADS", SUPER DELEGATES, ETC? THESE ARE NOT CHARACTERISTICS OF A DEMOCRACY!
ONE PERSON - ONE VOTE!
EVERY VOTE COUNTED UNDER STRICT IMPARTIAL SUPERVISION!
ALL VOTES CAST ON THE SAME DAY!
ONLY ONE ISSUE ON THE BALLOT!
THAT IS DEMOCRACY.
YOU CAN CHANGE THIS!
SEND YOUR ADMINISTRATION A STRONG MESSAGE BY RUNNING AS A WRITE IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND VOTE FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT YOURSELF ENCOURAGE A FRIEND AND VOTE FOR HIM/HER. SHOW THESE POMPOUS NONENTITIES THAT YOU ARE TIRED OF THEIR JADED RHETORIC AND THAT YOU EXPECT BETTER!
STEP FORWARD AND CHALLENGE THESE ARROGANT LITTLE PEOPLE IN THEIR NEAT AND TIDY LITTLE GRAY SUITS WHO ROUTINELY SWEEP THE GREAT U.S. CONSTITUTION UNDER THE CARPET.
YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND IF YOU DON'T THINK ONE VOTE MAKES A DIFFERENCE:
IN 1933 A MAN WAS ELECTED CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY BY ONE VOTE! HIS NAME? ADOLF HITLER!
YES! ONE VOTE CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE.
DON'T WASTE YOU VOTE ON THE CONVENTIONAL CANDIDATES. RUN FOR ELECTION YOURSELF AS A LOONY CANDIDATE! JUST ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE RUNNING AS A WRITE IN CANDIDATE FOR THE UNITED STATES NATIONAL OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY. HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. POLITICS CAN BE FUN.
COME ON - SURELY THERE MUST BE A FEW ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUALS AMONG YOU WHO ARE PREPARED TO MAKE A RUN FOR PRESIDENT. PUT YOURSELVES UP AS WRITE IN CANDIDATES IN YOUR NEXT LOCAL ELECTIONS. START IN A SMALL WAY AND WORK UP TO THE BIG TIME. GET YOURSELVES NOTICED AND DRAW ATTENTION TO THE LOONY PHILOSOPHY (DETAILED ON THE "R U A LOONY 2" PAGE).
DON'T BE AFRAID TO GO OUT ON A LIMB -
THAT'S WHERE THE FRUIT IS! |
