POLICY SUGGESTIONS USNOMRLP Member Sir Cumference of Rockford, Illinois, has some policy suggestions. Let's get some input here from other members. Since all members have a say in the party manifesto please give these your consideration and comment as you see fit. Global Warming. Have you ever seen pictures of the international space station? Have you noticed how the solar panels look like fan blades? We should spin the space station like a fan to blow cool air onto the earth. Now I know what you scientists are saying, the space station will get blown off into space like a propeller. Well us loonys have though of that too. We need to drop a rod down to the ground and fix it to something large and dense (congress springs to mind) to hold it in place. By fixing it to congress every time the politicians go round in circles it will spin the space station round thus providing us with an eternal power supply. We could then send up another space station on the other side of the earth to catch the wind, spin round and turn the wheels of progress. Healthcare. We need a really loony healthcare system where getting seriously ill will bankrupt you and where the prices are randomly set. (Put this one on hold, we may not have to do anything after all) War in Iraq. How do we end the war in Iraq? Quite simple really, we rename the country "Rin tin tiddle me ree toddle my toe flim flam fiddle de flee ping pong doe ray ree chickeracka dominacka lollipopper om pom push". That will serve two purposes. The first will be that as there is no more Iraq there can be no more war in it and the second is that it will discourage news programs from mentioning the country. We may have to annex parts of Iran and Syria so that map writers can put the country name inside the countries borders on their maps. Pay for top executives. We feel that top executives get paid too much money and that the workers do not get paid enough. From now on the amount of pay will be directly proprtional to the length of the job title. CEO, CFO, COO etc... will then get less pay than "Custodian" or "Member of the United States National Official Monster Raving Loony Party and all of its affiliates and sub-organisations, departments, divisions, sub-divisions, teams, societies, clubs and my aunt Winn who thought she was joining the national womens guild". We need to replace the sun with a more energy efficient flourescent version so that it will last longer and give better light. The Presidential Candidate from the Loony Party in 2008 will be "Mr X". Anybody that writes his name in one of the little boxes on the ballot sheet will automatically cast a vote for him. Well, there you have it! Input please. Good job Sir Cumference!   DON'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH............ ............GET OUT AND VOTE! The Founder and Fuhrer of Der Deutsche Rock 'n'Roll Und Loony Partei - Sir Barny Birkenkaemper (pictured below, and further below with his running mate El Fisch) will soon run again  for election to the position of Oberburgermeister (Mayor) of Mulheim an der Ruhr in Northern Germany. This will be the second time a (genuine) Loony will contest a German election and Barny is to be congratulated heartily. HE WAS EXTREMELY PROUD TO PRONOUNCE HIMSELF WINNER OF THAT LAST ELECTION WITH A MASSIVE 425 VOTES. BARNY PROUDLY PROCLAIMS THAT HE WAS THE 8TH WINNER OUT OF 8. An absolutely stirring performance by a great Loony statesman. We are sure we will see Barny making further inroads into the world of German politics in his forthcoming run. Sir Barny and First Lady Renate will be making a diplomatic visit to Gulfport, Florida for the annual convention of the USNOMRLP on October 28th 2006. More information later. ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL